Total Medals Earned: 8 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 105 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/405 points)
Slide a HELLA long time!
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (50/405 points)
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)